astronautgrasshopper:

until-the-truth-becomes-a-lie:

laugh-addict:

can we just take a moment to appreciate how the voice of Nigel Thornberry

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is this man

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wut

Smashing.

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You’re welcome

chokingjoffrey:

my life is basically wearing a black shirt and finding deodorant marks on it halfway through the day

chokingjoffrey:

people who give their dogs away because their child is allergic are weak. give your baby away instead.

mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

chokingjoffrey:

the worst feeling in the world is being ignored by a dog